In War, There is No Unwounded Soldiers

Wednesday

In War, There is No Unwounded Soldiers

Its not uncommon, to the ones with gifted assets, that wearing a shirt, will always be a battle to us. But like any other soldiers, we brave it on even when face with situations like “The revelation” (where, your button pops open, and your grandma’s bra goes exposed,) or “Can no longer hold it in” (the buttons, gave up on you) too many times.


So today, I decided to brave it on. Putting on my black puffed sleeve shirt that is left with only 3 buttons. The other two soldiers, decided to abandon its post during the washing machine warm cycle. Those cowards! And this is after having them new recruits that I have employed for – from ZA ALTERA. Ugh, new recruits, they are not as tough as the originals. Leaving post, even before the battle.


So, since I have decided to pair them up with high waist skirt, I thought, the 3 buttons would be able to hold on, at least for this one battle.


But, battlefield is a not an easy game. Even before I reach the office, one button has done its last fastening.


One button down! One button down!!


While driving, and adjusting my tuck-ins, he decided he has done its time.

One down, TWO to go. Its not even office hours yet, the two soldiered on! Oh how proud I am of this two, for they are the ones that are in for the tough battle. They are at the “peak of the battlefield”, or the two gay hobbits, fighting at MOUNT DOOM.

At approximately 9.15am today, he lost the battle today.

Final trumpet plays for the last of its fastening

No time for proper recruits! If you have face this battles before, you know your reinforcements. You either have your back ups troops stashed somewhere, or at least you know where to get your contract killers. Its unconventional, and some may say, disreputable tactics that you are deploying. But the battle must go on. There’s a war transpiring, and you can’t give up on. One safety pin left from the drawer, let’s hope it last through the day.